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Hi. I'm Heather.
I'm a writer, time lord and full time college student.
I like nerdy things, talking, sex issues, political issues, and cool stuff like that.

Permalink Aren’t they cute? 
They’re actually little bastards. 
I went to an aviary while at a zoo and there were these nectar cups for like a dollar. You bought them before entering the actual part with the birds. So I was like “HELLS YES!” 
Well I walked in and six birds came over and landed on me. 
Two of which were fighting on my head. 
Three were on my left hand pecking at each other. 

All in all though it was a cool experience. 


But those birds are still aggressive bastards.
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This has been my first time on tumblr since Tuesday/Wednesday.

Now I’m going to go pet and feed some giraffes.

Permalink See. Disney!
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Brb going to Disney.

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I’m traveling tomorrow and I don’t know which book to bring.
Order of the Phoenix or Half Blood Prince.

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What the fuck did I just get myself into?

Permalink thatharlequingirl:

uNF

Why is there a rhinoceros in the background?
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Dear NBC/Sony:

meworldproblems:

Not cool.

NOTcoolcoolcool. 

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NBC sucks.

Permalink thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

based on signs alone these people should have any fucking rights they demand
of all the protesters, the gays are definitely 
the sassiest